Гномы из варика: Раньше небо было голубее, вода мокрее, да и орки - не чета нынешним! И, конечно, МЭ2 от мастеров юмора Биоваров: - That's right, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space! - Guess what? We are sharing our deck with a krogan! - Well ain't that peachy. - You know, nobody ever talked to me about that shit before... so fuck you. And thanks for asking. - As this is a high-security vessel, you must relinquish possession of your weapons. - I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it? - Shepard... but... you're dead? - I got better. - A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight. - What IS a good place to have a fight? - Garden... electronics store... antique shop, if it's classy. И для тех, кто в теме - гениальная фраза: - If EDI starts mouthing off about being the 'vanguard of our destruction', I call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here.