When you read it you shit breaks Перевод на английский первого саунд эпизода второго сезона. СпойлерKallen: Everyone has arrived at the designated location. C.C.: Is that so? There's still time before the operation begins. Kallen: Is it true that there are Japanese being forced to work in this factory? C.C.: If the information Urabe gave us is accurate, yes. Kallen: Damn Britannians... C.C.: We will save the Japanese, take over this property and make it our, the Black Knights, headquarters. It's like hitting two birds with one stone. Kallen: Yeah, I'm trembling with excitement. C.C.: Hey. Kallen: What? C.C.: This is boring. Say something. Kallen: What? C.C.: You have "sad" written all over your face. I hate that. It's irritating. Kallen: I really am sad so I can't do anything about it, can I? Lelou- Zero is in that state... And our comrade have all- C.C.: What a depressing woman. Kallen: Stop irritating me. Everyone is tired of being constantly chased by Britannians. My-my face has become so rough! C.C.: How cute. Kallen: What is? C.C.: "Oh my, I cannot show this face to Zero" is what you were thinking, right? Kallen: I didn't say anything like that! It's not like you're any different! C.C.: My skin is not rough, mind you. Kallen: That just means that you're not working hard enough! C.C.: I have pratically the same lifestyle as you though. Kallen: Then what is the difference? C.C.: Care. Kallen: How I want to rub your face rough with some sandpaper right now! C.C.: hahahha. Do you really think that my skin will become rough with just sand paper? Kallen: What are you made of, reinforced plastic? C.C.: I guess I have no choice but to tell you the secret behind the boiled egg-like smoothness of my skin. Kallen: You're probably going to say that the secret is Pizza, aren't you? C.C.: How did you know? Kallen: It's always the same pattern. C.C.: It's time. Let's go. {Sounds of gunfire} Kallen: Don't move! We are the Black Knights! C.C.: If you don't resist, I won't make it painful. Kallen: What the- this is a cosmetic factory?! C.C.: All of the cosmetic facial lotion here is now property of the Black Knights. Kallen: Eehhhh?!!! C.C.: Bring in the trailer! Transport everything! {Cue in dramatic BGM} C.C.: Alright. Let's head back. Kallen: Wa-wait!! What?! C.C.: I hate depressing things. Women have to be beautiful and elegant. {Insert evil laugh} Ahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa....... Kallen: It's Zero. There's a female Zero right here... {dramatic BGM} Kallen: Everyone has arrived at the designated location. C.C.: Is that so? There's still time before the operation begins. Kallen: Is it true that some of our captured comrades are going to be transported here? C.C.: If the information Urabe gave us is accurate, yes. Kallen: Urabe-san, huh... But last time at the cosmetic factory, there was no forced labor. C.C.: Only our skin benefited. Kallen: You too. Aren't you choosing the operation objectives according to your self-interest? C.C.: On the other side of this soundproof wall is an evacuation highway. When the time comes, we will blow up this wall and take control of the evacuees. Kallen: So you won't answer questions that inconvenience you. C.C.: Yeah, yeah. Hey, this is boring. Say something. Kallen: I've never seen such a selfish woman... C.C.: You don't need to praise me that much. Kallen: I'm not praising you!! This is exhauting. And recently I have been getting tired easily, too. Due to this hard lifestyle, I even lost five kilos. C.C.: What a careless woman. It's only natural that your stamina will drop when you lose weight. Kallen: It's fine! I'm getting lighter anyway. C.C.: I guess... The thinner you become, the more space you will have inside the Guren MKII Kallen: I wasn't that fat before, and I haven't become that thin either!!! C.C.: By the way, even if my environnement changes a bit, I'm not so weak that my figure will be affected. Kallen: Yeah, even if you eat that much flour, cheese and tomato sauce everyday... Rather, I'm amazed that doesn't affect your figure. C.C.: What are you saying? How can healthy foods like flour, cheese and tomato sauce make you unhealthy? Kallen: Maybe it would be in your best interest to hold back a little, you high-handed, fat-ass woman? C.C.: What did you say? I can't pretend I didn't hear that. I don't care if you call me high-handed, proud or arrogant... Kallen: So she doesn't care about those things... C.C.: But from what I see in the mirror, there's not a single change in my figure for the past few centuries. Kallen: Centuries? Next time I'll bring a tape measure for you. C.C.: Tsk. I would like to continue this enquiry, but it's time. We are going to blow up this wall, and use the opening created to infiltrate. {Sounds of bombs exploding} Kallen: I somehow made it through. This hole is really tight. C.C.: Ah- Kallen: What? C.C.? C.C.: A problem has come up. Continue with the rest of the operation alone. Kallen: Oh really? What happened C.C.-san? C.C.: A problem has come up, that's all! Kallen: That's strange... Why is only your upper body appearing on this side? Kallen: The police are here! C.C.: We have no choice. Abort operation. We are heading back. Kallen: Wa-wait! No way!?! C.C., hurry up! C.C.: Ah- I can't seem to go back. Kallen: Huh?! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! C.C.: Okay. From tomorrow, I will order the small size! {dramatic BGM} Kallen: Everyone has arrived at the designated location. C.C.: Is that so? We still have time before the operation begins. Kallen: Is it true that if we blow up this transformer substation, electricity in the entire Chiba area will go out? C.C.: And admist the confusion, we will transport our Knightmares inside the city. Kallen: But I investigated about this, and of all people, it's Urabe-san again, right? C.C.: Yes, and? Kallen: The paddy wagon we attacked last time turned out to be a kindergarten bus. Like this, it seems like we are some kind of evil organization. C.C.: One can also say that we were like that from the beginning. Kallen: Yeah, but... C.C.: As usual, I'm bored. Go and talk about something. Kallen: I don't really have a topic in mind. C.C.: I thought so, which is why I prepared a topic lottery. What will come out? What will come out~? Oh. Food that you like? Kallen: Yours is easy. It's that, isn't it? That. C.C.: How foolish. That is not possible. Kallen: It's not?! C.C.: The word 'Like' is so ordinary. It's an insult to such an unique food item. Kallen: Oh, really. C.C.: What about you? Kallen: Hamburger. C.C.: Are you a kid? Kallen: I can't forget about the hamburger that my mom cooked when I was a kid. When I got a perfect score on a test, she told me "Tonight will be a feast!". My mom's hamburger curry with an sunny-side up egg on top... I was so happy about such a thing that I screamed for joy, and put sauce on the egg- C.C.: Wait. Kallen: Huh? C.C.: When you say sauce, do you mean worcestershire sauce? Kallen: Huh? Yeah, I mean, I also put sauce on curry- C.C.: How stupid! If you do that, the egg is wasted! Kallen: Ehh?! Isn't it normal? C.C.: That alone, that alone I cannot forgive. You hateful destructive woman! Kallen: Yo- you have problems with my seasoning?! C.C.: I'm speaking about common sense. Kallen: Wha- Urabe-san, Urabe-san! What seasoning do you use for your sunny-side up eggs? What?! That's impossible! What the heck is that? And you call yourself Japanese? Sauce is good! What's up with 'maple syrup' ?! C.C.: It seems you two are no different, Japanese. Kallen: There is a big difference. C.C.: From my point of view, none. Kallen: What did you say?!! C.C.: {Sounds of bombs exploding} It seems it's time to begin the operation. Kallen: It's not the time for such things! Soldier: You fell for my trap, Black Knights. The false information that we released- Kallen: Don't interfere!!!! {Sounds of beatings} Soldier: It cannot be! With only two people, the elite of Britannia were- C.C.: Answer the question. What do you put on eggs? Salt and pepper? Ketchup? Mayonnaise? Kallen: Soy sauce? Worcestershire Sauce? Maple syrup? C.C.: Or like me do you use ma- {Sounds of gunfire} Kallen: Eehhhh!?!!!! {dramatic BGM} Kallen: Not that... C.C.: Wake up, Kallen. Kallen: Please not that... Not on sunny-side up eggs... Ouch... You didn't have to hit me! C.C.: What about you? It's not something to have nightmare about. Kallen: No. It was a shock equal to finding out Zero's identity. C.C.: We are about to inflitrate when we break this factory wall, and you still able to nap?How gusty. Everyone is in their designated positions. Kallen: So all we have to do now is wait. C.C.: I have the information "Maple man" gave us is accurate this time. Kallen: Urabe-chan~, we are depending on you... The future of Japan is at stake. Hey, do you think we can get Zero back by doing these things? C.C.: Taking over property and gathering funds are necessary for us to do anything. Kallen: That's true, but... Hey, isn't it faster if we just kidnap Lelouch from Ashford Academy? Even if there are guards, they're no big deal. C.C.: Are you fine with that? If we do that, the academy will be destroyed. Kallen: Eh? C.C.: The only reason Ashford Academy still exists is to keep Lelouch. If he disappears, it will be erased to destroy evidence. That place of memories... everything will disappear. Kallen: That's surprising. C.C.: What is? Kallen: You actually care about such things. C.C.: It's not for your sake. Kallen: Then for who? Hmn... So you are kind to Lelouch. C.C.: You are mistaken. No woman is more unkind to him than I. Kallen: Really? C.C.: It is for my own sake. I don't have anything. The only thing left for C.C. are memories. Kallen: We're all the same. We lost everything. That is why we are trying to get it back. C.C.: Yes, you people can still make it. It is already out of reach for me. Kallen: So that is why you also care about other people's memories? C.C.: At the very least. I'm not fond of the way Sharuru does things. That is why... Kallen: Sharuru? Who's that? C.C.: That's why as a start, I will slap that idiot Lelouch and make him remember everything. After that, he will wake the world up with his own hands. Kallen: C.C. C.C.: What? Kallen: It's time. C.C.: Alright. Kallen: Don't move, damn Britannians! C.C.: If you don't resist, I won't make you cry. Kallen: All the rose-scented bath fragances made in this factory are now the property of the Black Knights! C.C.: Beautifully... Kallen: Cooly... C.C.: and elegantly... Kallen: That is... BOTH: The Order of the Black Knights!